Reasons why Phoenix Sucks
Reasons why Phoenix is the worst place ever
I am a resident of Phoenix, Arizona.
If you count all the surrounding districts, more than 4.1 million people crowd into this sprawling, suburbanite wasteland, yet no one really likes it here. We really try, but every boring list we dominate (we’re safe drivers, apparently, and we’re a top city for “entry-level jobs.” Whoopee) and every whine for relevance smacks of some deep, inner denial.
This metropolis is squatted in subtropical desert. It shouldn’t even exist. It’s spitting in God’s face. Yet rather than owning our survival prowess like some badass Road Warrior tribe, we’ve allowed ourselves to become complacent, as vapid as the arid air around us, too numbed up on prescription narcotics and reality TV to reach self-actualization. There’s also a negative side.
Here are a few reasons why Phoenix sucks:
GCC Environmental Club 
May 8, 2014 at 6:49 pm
So Troy Farah, “Phoenix Sucks” and is the “worst place ever”? Really? Sounds a little bit harsh, no?
May 8, 2014 at 8:00 pm
He must live in a house made of ticky tacky and painted all beige. I personally love the colors of the desert (outside most neighborhoods).
May 8, 2014 at 10:59 pm
Right on – Red Rocks Rule!